Watch Hello Ladies Online. Stuart offers to take a girl out to a club that he obviously can’t get in to. Jessica reminds him that he promised to take Wade bowling because it’s what would have been Wade’s 11th anniversary, had he not broken up with his wife. Stuart tries to salvage the situation with this gem: “I always put my friends first. Well, friends-slash-family first on the list, and then endangered species … of all kinds! I’m also deeply concerned about homosexuals, and if I’ve got time to put anything else on the list I’ll just put … immigrants.” Stuart’s web-designer-by-day, philanderer-by-night attitude is repulsive at best. He reeks of desperation and lies. He would gladly throw out his friends and everything good in his life just to experience one night of the Hollywood dream